I, Andrew T. Faulkner, acting Vice-Admiral of the 405th fleet of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, do herby declare, that the State of Shenanigans our proud galaxies has been under, is officially lifted and undeclared. I therefore, would like to declare a state of Awesome Possum, and do now decree that tomorrow, November 23rd, will forever be, Intergalactic Hat Day. The reason for this is that our proud leader, "The Hat" has finally come out of surgery and, while bearing some scars, is fully functional and is reinstated as our lord and master (Though he requests we still pray to the FSM.). He also wanted me to state that he is now twice as powerful as before and will personally execute any nay-Sayers, and soccer moms because "Soccer's for faggy Brazilians". I'd personally like to say, welcome back, sir. Welcome back.


[By the way, on grounds of possible beatings and definite mental imprisonment, The Hat demands everyone celebrate Intergalactic Hat Day with the wearing of hats, and the launching of our entire stockpile of "Surface to Stratosphere Top-Hat Missiles". I've also been told that no one wear any hats with Jack Skellington on it because "Jack Skellington hats are for faggy emo kids".